28 April 2017

Lady and the Tramp



I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately,
to front only the essential facts of life
and see if I could not learn what it had to teach,
and not, when I came to die,
discover that I had not lived.
- Henry David Thoreau Walden



Tongaporutu, NZ


Tramping is Kiwi slang for hiking or trail-walking, and opportunities to get out and go for a tramp abound. It's pretty much as easy as stepping out your front door. In most of the larger cities, there are trail-heads often accessible from within the city limits. On our first visit to New Zealand, we traveled by caravan, and many of our hikes began after pulling over for a rest break only to find a track leading off from the parking area.

For the more adventurous, there are countless tracks (hiking trails) for everything from day-hiking to multi-day tramps. The Department of Conservation maintains over 950 huts. Many are just 4 plank walls and a tin roof, others may have double-glazed windows and insulation. Some even boast electricity and running water. Most huts have a firebox for heat and cooking, while some have an open fireplace. We have even seen huts with gas cooking ranges. In total, there are over 1400 huts spread throughout the backcountry. Some huts do charge moderate fees during peak season; however, most are first come, first served.

Most of the tracks are over Conservation Land ... public land administered by DOC. This includes National Parks, Forest Parks, and Reserves, but much of the tramping we have done has been through a mix of public and private sections. Approximately 1/3 of New Zealand's land is designated as National Parks and Reserves. Most of the tracks do not require permission or fees.

Nine of New Zealand's most stunning multi-day tramps have been designated as "Great Walks" with a 10th set to open in 2018. Our trip down the Whanganui River (Link: The Land That Time Forgot) was part of the Whanganui Journey, one of three Great Walks on the North Island. We also completed the Tongariro Alpine Crossing (Link: In The Shadow of Mt Doom), which was one section of the Tongariro Northern Circuit. Most recently, we spent 4 days on the Queen Charlotte Track (Link: The Long Walk). We went into it thinking it was one of the Great Walks, only to discover that it was not. Six of the Great Walks, as well as the new Pike29 Memorial Track, are on the South Island, leaving only one of the North Island Great Walks for us to complete. (We really didn't "complete" the Tongariro Northern Circuit, but I don't see ever convincing Kari to do the Crossing again, so that will have to count!)


Lunch Break - Whanganui River Journey


Central Crater - Tongariro Alpine Crossing


Kenepuru Sound - Queen Charlotte Track


One of the first tramping excursions we made was to the 'Naki (Link: Baches and Cribs). We spent a day connecting several trails on the slopes of Mt Taranki. We started out tramping through the Goblin Forest, then dipped our feet in Wilkies Pools. Our reward afterward was cheese toasties (grilled cheese sandwiches) and ice-cream. We finished at Dawson Falls and headed down the mountain to finish our day at the beach.


Goblin Forest detour


Wilkies Pools


Dawson Falls


Most of our tramping in NZ has been simple day-hikes. There are several trail-heads within a short drive of where we live. One of the most popular trails follows the Manawatu Gorge, climbing steeply out of the gorge, then following the ridgeline for approx 10 km, and ending near one of our favourite cafes. Unfortunately, part of the track was closed after a slip (rock-slide) in Sept/Oct 2016. There is a shorter loop at the end closest to Palmy. It's not a very challenging walk, and the views of the gorge aren't spectacular, but what makes this track unique is the predominance of the giant maidenhair fern, a plant found only in the Manawatu. It's also where I took my first New Zealand bird pic.


  
    


A short drive outside of town gets us to the Totara Reserve. At 340 hectares, it encompasses river flats, rolling hills, and steep mountains, all encased in a podocarp (coniferous) forest. New Zealand's podocarp forests date back 70 million years. Unfortunately, nearly 80% of the native forest has been cut down over the last 250 years, and only 10% of what remains is considered "native" habitat. The Manawatu Gorge area is part of the Kia Wharite Project which aims to restore the balance.

We spent time walking up a stream bed and into a cave system to look for glow worms. Elsewhere in the reserve, we made a loop along a ridgeline looking over the valley below.


    
    
Apiti Glow-worm Caves


    
Totara Reserve Fern Walk


In August 2016, a Czech woman was found in a DOC Warden hut where she had been holed up for a month. She and her partner were caught outside in freezing weather and spent the night exposed to the elements. The next day, disoriented in the snow, wind, and fog, her partner fell down a steep slope and died. She spent two more nights outside before locating a Warden's hut closed and locked for the season. She managed to break in to find it stocked with food and a heater. There was a radio, too, but she was unable to understand the English-language instructions. It was a month before her relatives in Europe raised the alarm and the search began.

A little closer to home, two men in their 30's, both experienced trampers, were found dead on the Tararua Track this past November. The circumstances surrounding their deaths still aren't clear, but autopsy reports support the initial impression that they died of hypothermia. In the words of the Wairarapa Area Commander, Inspector Donna Howard, "Regardless of whether you're heading out for a few hours or a few days, or how experienced you may be, being prepared and properly equipped is vital ... be prepared, plan carefully, know your limitations, dress appropriately ... "

For any given adventure, our daypacks are stuffed with sunscreen, wide-brimmed hats, water-resistant outer shells, woollies, and toques. We carry extra water, snacks, and a mini survival kit. Most importantly, we tell someone where we are going and when we expect to return, and we sign the logbooks at trail-heads and shelters to say "we were here".

As easy as it is to access tracks for tramping here, hiking in New Zealand is not without its dangers. The weather here is truly variable ... a day that starts out grey and windy can turn warm and sunny in minutes but finish with a torrential down-pour. Add in elevation changes and crossing mountain saddles from windward to leeward and back again, and you have the recipe for every season in a single day. We watch the weather and plan our tramps accordingly. In the end, we try not to worry about what might happen while maintaining a healthy respect for what could happen.

Stepping out our front door and going to the woods is one of the many reasons we chose to spend this year in New Zealand. Thoreau wrote "I lived there two years and two months. At present I am a sojourner in civilized life again." We have lived here 6 months, and would like to think that we are pretty civilized while we continue to explore our wild side.




Let's be careful out there ...


21 April 2017

Apocalypse Now



Blessed is the one
Who reads aloud the words of this prophesy
And blessed are those who hear it
And take to heart what is written in it,
Because the time is near.
- Revelation 1:3





I am not in any way religious; however, I can't deny the influence Christianity and the Bible have had on Western society and its pop-culture. Everything from movies and songs, to our language and our slang, is influenced by religious references. I did not grow up with a religious tradition, and as I grew older I increasingly identified with an atheist viewpoint. This lack of religious knowledge from a young age meant that I had a more difficult time reading and interpreting contemporary writing and imagery. This "hole" in my knowledge was ever more apparant once I moved to the U.S.

Last week, I wrote about Easter and Easter egg hunts. I also issued a challenge to find the "Easter eggs" dropped in previous posts. This week is the Revelation ... a disclosure of surprising and previously unknown facts. You might even call it the Apocalypse ... an uncovering, a disclosure, a revelation. This post is apocalyptical. I like the sound of that.

Click on the title to jump to the original blog post.





Steampunk'd

- Punk'd is an American hidden-camera/practical-joke reality TV program that ran on MTV from 2003-2007. The premise was to play practical jokes on celebrities
- the opening lines are from a song called Steampunk Pixie. It was pretty hard to find a song about steampunk and this is the only opening quote that I pulled from the web without any prior knowledge of the topic, title, or lyrics





What Do You Call A Kiwi With One Shorter Leg?

- the title and closing line, "Not even, Bro", are the set-up and punch line of a joke Little Highstead told me
- the opening quotes are from Surfer Girl (1963) by The Beach Boys
- "Barney" ... surfer slang for an inexperienced surfer, or someone who isn't very good at it. Generally derogatory.





Here I Am (Come and Take Me)

- both the title and opening quote are UB40 songs
- "Inconceivable!" A quote from what many of my friends consider the absolute best movie of all time (you know who you are) ... The Princess Bride (1987). I do not think it means what you think it means.
- "location, location, location" the three most important things in real estate





Physician, Heal Thyself

- the title is a biblical reference (Luke 4:23) and is commonly interpreted as an admonishment to attend to one's own shortcomings rather than criticizing the shortcomings of others
- the opening quote is from Garth Brooks' Friends in Low Places; released in 1990 and heard nightly in pretty much every honky-tonk and juke-joint ever since. If it weren't for my friends in low places, I wouldn't have survived to be where I am today
- Duke Kahanamoku (1890-1968) was a Native Hawaiian and 5-time Olympic medalist in swimming. He introduced the world to the Hawaiian sport of surfing.





The Land That Time Forgot

- the title is taken from the first book in the 1918 Caspak trilogy by Edgar Rice Burrows. In the story, a crippled WWI German U-boat discovers a "lost" island where evolution is frozen at various levels. The island is populated by several bands of proto-humans, dinosaurs, and pre-historic fauna. Our trip down the Whanganui River had the very same feel. Ryan said it was like walking through a Dr Seuss book.
- the opening quote is the first verse of the theme song to the 1969 classic American road movie Easy Rider
- "Orcs" are the evil servants of Melkor in J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit (1937) and The Lord Of The Rings (1954/55).





Training Docs Down-under

- "Down-under" is a commonly understood reference to Australia, but it also applies to New Zealand
- the opening quote is by Samuel Shem, author of The House of God. Written in 1978, it is a satirical account of medical training at Beth Isreal Deaconess Hospital (Harvard). In many ways, it is brutal and raw, and unfortunately some of the attitudes it exposed continue in much of medical training to this day. This quote does not appear in the novel, but was from a 2012 article he published in The Atlantic
- "May the Force be with you" ... Little H is dressed as Princess Leia. Please don't tell me I have to explain this one





Around New Zealand in 14 Days (Parts 1&2)

- the title is a (loose) reference to the 1873 Jules Verne novel Around The World in Eighty Days
- Part 1 song quote is On The Road Again (1979) by Willie Nelson & Johnny Cash
- Dr Evil is Dr Reavill ... slur the Dr into his last name and you get Dr Evil of Austin Powers fame ... Yeah, Baby!
- the caption under the picture of the gypsy is one of my favourite quotes from Mel Gibson's 1985 movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
- "The Warehouse (Yeah!)" ... in local radio adverts, "Yeah!" is sung at the end. If you visited Oahu in the 90's, you might recognize "doo-doo-doo-Alamoana!" It's sort of the same thing.
- Penvensie is the surname of 4 children in C.S. Lewis' 1950's fantasy series The Chronicles of Narnia
- Part 2 song quote is Roll On Down The Highway (1974) by Bachman Turner Overdrive





New Wheels and New Opportunities

- the opening quote is from Tom Petty's Refugee (1980) ... for a post about refugees, it was about the only song I could come up with (U2's The Refugee (1983) didn't quite work)
- for the 2nd song quote, I needed something by Taylor Swift since that was the name we gave our car. I thought these lyrics from her 2014 release Shake It Off worked pretty well with the overall theme
- "I think I can! I think I can!" from the children's story The Little Engine That Could
- "She don't mind ... " my favourite quote from John Hughes' Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)





Festivus

- the title is taken from a Seinfeld episode
- the opening quote is from a song called Lanterns by Birds of Tokyo
- "That's all, Folks" ... standard Looney Tunes closing card since the 1930's





What's In A Name?

- the title is a Shakespeare quote from Romeo and Juliet
- the opening quote is from Chumbawamba's 1997 song Tubthumping ... an obvious reference to the (new) name of our car and the band for which it is named
- the first picture is of my good friend Dan Sheehan ... about as Irish a name as one can have, and he sports the glowing white skin to go with it
- "I'm sure she will write a break-up song about me" ... a reference to Taylor Swift's many songs about boys who done her wrong. A quick Google search revealed multiple TS "Break-up Song" lists, including 21 Songs Taylor Swift Has Penned About Her Exes. Twenty-one, are you kidding me?
- "Are you not entertained". A powerful quote from the 2000 movie Gladiator, starring Russell Crowe. My brother complained about my blog posts, stating they are too much like school. He doesn't want to learn anything; he just wants to be entertained. This was a subtle dig.





In The Shadow of Mount Doom

- the original title of this post was An Epic Journey. In The Shadow of Mount Doom was the title for our Whanganui River Journey. Mt Doom is the fictional mountain at the centre of the Lord of The Rings trilogy, and Ngauruhoe was the setting for Mt Doom in the movies. I thought the title better fit the mood of this post rather than the other
- the opening quote is from a Bob Dylan song, 'Cross the Green Mountain. It was written for the soundtrack of a TV miniseries (Gods and Generals). An anti-war ballad, it has no relevance to our journey and no personal connection for any of us, but I like the lyrics and it was the first song that popped into my head when I thought about tramping across a mountain





The Long Walk

- the title is taken from a 1985 Richard Bachman (Stephen King) novel. It tells the story of a group of boys who participate in an annual walk. The walkers must maintain a minimum speed, and if they drop below it, they are shot dead. The last boy walking wins. Raymond Garraty, the story's protagonist, "wins" but goes insane in the process. Growing up in the 80's, I would devour Stephen King novels as soon as they came out, staying up all night to finish "just one more chapter"
- the opening quote is taken from The Proclaimers I'm Gonna' Be and finishes with the lines: But I would walk 500 miles, And I would walk 500 more, Just to be the man who walks 1000 miles to fall down at your door ... a reference to our Long Walk
- "Four out of five trampers agree ... " is a reference to the cheesey 70's and 80's TV adverts that stated "4 out of 5 doctors agree" or "4 out of 5 dentists agree"





Strike a Pose
- the title is taken from Madonna's Vogue (1990)
- the opening quote is from Lady Gaga's Paparazzi (2008)
- "Nevertheless, she persisted!" is an (in)famous rallying cry for the women's movement



In our earliest posts, our style and format weren't as well refined. Easter Eggs are there, but they are fewer and (mostly) less subtle.

Party on, Wayne ... Wayne's World was a 1987 Saturday Night Live skit starring Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. In 1992, it was made into a movie. The skit was essentially a parody of public access television.
Alright, alright, alright ... Matthew McConaughey's unscripted line in Dazed and Confused (1993) that went on to be his catch-phrase. The post ended with a reference to Hurricane Matthew which was bearing down on South Carolina soon after we left.
Hello Dave ... this post was about home automation. From Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), the picture is of the interface for the HAL 9000, a computer charged with running operations on Discovery One. Hal claims to be "foolproof and incapable of error" but things go decidedly wrong.
It's not a toomah ... classic cheesey Arnold Swarzenegger line from Kindergarten Cop (1990)




What's in the box?

14 April 2017

The Most Dangerous Game



Give me a ping, Vasili.
One ping only, please.
Aye, Captain.
- Capt. Ramius to Capt. Borodin



Face painting at the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence egg hunt


Many of you are settling-in for the week-end to celebrate Easter, Passover, Eid-ul-Fidr, or simply spending time with family. So, too, are we. Last week, Grant's brother and sister-in-law were in town. We spent a week tramping along the Queen Charlotte Track with them and a good friend. This week, Grant's mother arrived from Canada for a two-week stay. Holidays are not as much of a production in New Zealand as they are in the U.S. and Canada, so we won't be chasing down any Easter eggs this year ... unlike last year when Little H joined friends for an egg hunt in Golden Gate Park.

Eggs are a traditional symbol of fertility and rebirth, and in the Christian celebration of Eastertide, they symbolize the empty tomb of Jesus. Like many Christian symbols, the practice predates Christianity to the early cultures of Mesopotamia and Crete. Decorated ostrich eggs over 60,000 years old have been found in Africa. Easter eggs have another meaning in our modern culture; they are little "treasures" buried in many popular movies. Disney/Pixar movies are arguably the most famous for this. Symbols and references to other movies, cultural references, etc are scattered throughout the films and people will spend hours scouring the images frame by frame looking for them.

You may not have noticed, but there are Easter eggs in our blog posts. Most are simple cultural references ... the hit you in the head with a hammer kind ... and others are a little more subtle. We certainly don't expect anyone to go back through all 35 of our previous posts, but if you find yourself on the couch listless after too much chocolate, see if you can find a few.

To get you started:

The title of this post, The Most Dangerous Game, is the title of a story written in 1924 by Richard Connell. The basic plot-line of the story is that a big game hunter falls off a ship in the Caribbean and swims to "safety" on nearby Ship-Trap Island. At first, he is treated well; but, he is eventually set "free" on the island to become the quarry of the hunter. It was one of my favourite short stories growing up, and I must have read it a dozen or more times. This blog post is about Easter egg hunts and the hunting theme is why I chose the title.

The opening quote is from The Hunt for Red October. Hopefully, no one needs an explanation of the plot in general or this scene specifically.

The closing picture was taken from my deer hunting stand in South Carolina.




Happy hunting ...


07 April 2017

Strike a Pose



We are the crowd
We're coming out
Got my flash on it's true
Need that picture of you
It's so magical
We'd be so fantastical
- Lady Gaga Paparazzi



Little H - Selfie


Little H has caught the shutter-bug bug.

While Kari and I don't live our lives with cameras pressed to our faces, it can sometimes seem that way. Of the two of us, Kari is the more talented photographer. Her vision and composition seems to come naturally, whereas I have to work at it. Like most people today, her camera of choice is the one on her phone. I thought she could do a little more with a dedicated camera, so I bought her a nice point-and-shoot; something small and portable but relatively versatile. She rarely carried it, and when she did, it just sat in her pocket or purse while she went back to her old stand-by. Somewhere along the way, we made a trip to a tropical location and Kari decided that she wanted an underwater camera. We used it for one trip, then relegated the camera to a drawer somewhere.


Fuji FinePix XP-80 ... we finally found it buried in a drawer and just a little dusty


Nevertheless, she persisted!

Our conversations often came back to Kari's desire for a good, serious amateur / professional level camera. We had multiple discussions about what she wanted and I sought advice from picture-talented friends of mine. In the end, we picked up a Nikon system with interchangeable lenses and a stack of accessories. Naturally, I assumed that she knew something about photography. I was positive she had mentioned taking a photography class at some point in her life. As in many of my assumptions about my wife, I was grossly mistaken. As it turns out, she knew nothing about photography. I gave her a brief and confusing lesson about apertures and f-stops, shutter speed, and ISO. The glazed look on her face and the drool from her lips were clear indications that my explanations were about as helpful as usual.

She practised with the camera on multiple hiking trips and family outings, but somehow I became the primary carrier of the "good camera" and Kari went back to using her phone. I put "good camera" in quotes because of an interesting explanation I read somewhere. The question posed was "What is the best camera for X?" and the answer was "The one you are going to use." They pointed out that there is no benefit to having a fancy camera system if you aren't going to carry it. Use the one in your pocket.

Fast forward a couple of years - I carry the camera gear around and Kari continues to use her phone, though she has been making strides with the Nikon. Before coming to New Zealand, we dug the waterproof camera out hoping we might make use of it. We finally had the chance when we took our Whanganui River trip (Link: The Land That Time Forgot). I didn't want to bring the expensive camera set-up; a good choice considering we ended up tipping the canoe. Paddling and steering, I couldn't also be the photographer. Kari was happy using her phone, so Little H was promoted from "passenger" to "photographer". She did a great job, and at the end of the trip said that she wanted her own camera, so we gave her the Fuji.

Like any pre-teen, most of her pics are selfies, but we are really impressed with what she does when the camera is turned outward. It's been exciting to see her view of the world. We present here Little H's first "gallery" showing ...


Dinner in the brewery - Scotts Brewing Co, Oamaru


 River paddling - Whanganui River


River Views - Whanganui River


Tent whispers - Whanganui River


  
Trailside beauty - Whanganui River


Exploring Curious Cove


Coastal crab, likely Hemigrapsus sexdentatus - Curious Cove


 Eleven armed star Coscinasterias calamaria - Curious Cove


Gobies - Kenepuru Sound


 
 
Proud fishers - Endeavour Inlet/Punga Cove




Whakahari ...